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He recited these himself. Our work here is done.

1. No lifting parents or random flexing.
2. Drink only in moderation.
3. If you have drugs you must share.
4. Wear protection.
5. Use adequate etiquette with any profanity, as in "Shut the fuck up, please."
6. Mom's Reminder (corollary): We have a pleasant dinner here.

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