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jaeleslie at 11:17pm on 20/05/2004
jaeleslie at 11:17pm on 20/05/2004Number One Son and I watched a fantasy movie this evening in which: The hero sneaks into the Temple of Doom to battle snakes. The hero is tortured to death by the bad guys, then his friends take him to the wizard who says "He's only partly dead". James Earl Jones intones to the hero, "I am your father". The hero kills the bad guy with the shards of his father's sword.
Guess what movie it was! Give up? As an added feature it has less dialogue than any other movie ever, so you can MST3K it (comment all the way through) without missing anything. And you don't want to miss a moment of the Governator's performance! which is something to marvel over in itself, the twisty history of our favorite Austrian strongman. It's Conan the Barbarian!
Guess what movie it was! Give up? As an added feature it has less dialogue than any other movie ever, so you can MST3K it (comment all the way through) without missing anything. And you don't want to miss a moment of the Governator's performance! which is something to marvel over in itself, the twisty history of our favorite Austrian strongman. It's Conan the Barbarian!